Wednesday Detection Device

this kills the frog

I can’t fucking cope with this shit, which is why I converted my frog from naturally aspirated to turbocharged.

Self-moving frog

1. Wire
2. Sidethings
3. Connectorstub (selected models)
4. Wire (selected markets)
5. Chrystal
6. Chrystal housing
7. Baseplate
8. Positioning pin
9. VHB tape

1. Wotan feed
2. Confabulators
3. Flashy Diode (for management)
4. Soylent feed
5. Dude Detecting Receiver
6. DDR Enclosure
7. Based
8. Deep fry knob
9. Mysterious goo †.

† - We had an intern wipe it off, but it keeps coming back. Not psychoactive.

Elon promised there will be a firmware update to make me fly!

Last patent application diagram for a suicide device. Submitted by Subject 7322261, a toad who had gained sentience and super intelligence during gene editing trials concerning FOXo3 and SHANK3.

Elon Musk’s neuralink finally gets an animal to respond to the Jump command with “how high?”.

All hail thermal toad!

It’s a knick-knack, Paddiwack. Give the frog a loan!

All glory to the crypto toad.

MagnetoToad

That’s hypnotoad, powering Yuri’s mind control gadgets.

Heat pump toad

Of the cruciform.