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Ugh, sounds like a Monday morning :(
So that’s why a lot of genAI company logo looks like buttholes…
Yeah, sure, but what about the guy who sits around in his underwear and shirt, sometimes without, wearing glasses, drinking tea or even water because he prefers not to drink soda or energy drinks, and spends his days programming, looking like some kind of scruffy maniac? Just like a character from South Park.
This is a real man.
Alright now let’s all be careful about who we’re describing. I just haven’t gotten a haircut in a while…
Ooohhh, so that’s what “vibe coding” is.
Yeah you use buttplug.io and hook it up to your CI/CD pipeline.
It vibrates when you have a bug
Tries to compile windows, dies of sexual exhaustion.
Or when cargo-mommy decides you have been a good programmer and needs to give you a reward
And here I am trying to maintain a BAC in the 0.129-0.138% range like a chump.
Wait, why?
Don’t you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot’s compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.
Couldn’t you just not wear the buttplug?
Not…? I don’t understand. What do you mean?
to be fair i feel like cooling should be on the head and torso instead of the feet, seems more effective (and necessary) that way
To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.
Big butt plug, eh?
Got u fam
Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.
Yeah how did they come up with that name?
I usually hit the bottle, but I’m not about to criticize whatever works for you. If rubber duck debugging has been scientifically proven to work, I don’t see any valid argument against coding socks or smooth legs. Besides, those two things go together like insurance companies and arson or AI server farms and power supply cable cutting.
A match made in heaven, in other words.
I don’t understand this on so many levels…
It started as a joke about trans/cross dressing coders claiming that their feminine knee high socks were “programming socks” to assist in coding when found by roommates and then somehow it became the idea that all of this stuff was necessary for programming
That’s goatse!
Don’t Google that
Nonsense, goatse has been a beloved activity for the whole family for decades. Gather the kids and grandparents together for your first viewing.
Enhance your calm Satan.
