ls homework/

IO, the Angel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 days ago

ls homework/

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 28 days ago

sudo ls

…?

LolaCat@lemmy.ca · 28 days ago

hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

coherent_domain@infosec.pub · 28 days ago

TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

tisktisk@piefed.social · 28 days ago

As someone who hasn’t apple’d in over a decade, I thought this was real

I'm Hiding 🇦🇺@aussie.zone · 27 days ago

As someone who has only linux’d in over a decade, I didn’t even realise this wasn’t Linux until I read your comment.

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 28 days ago

I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

rumba@lemmy.zip · 28 days ago

alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 28 days ago

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done