priming the orifice
Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg
Kenshi character creation
Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps
Vlad’s highschool diary
We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won’t believe #5!
An analysis of trump’s posture?
For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.
Man without arms attempts pole vault
Pooperation (Poop Preparation)
Various stages of holding in your pee
The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.
Thalidomide boogie
Correct approach to shitting
- Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin’s dick.
- Putin’s dick makes Trump arch his back.
- Trump loves to sit on Putin’s dick.
While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.
trump. musk. putin.
