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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

how do you slice it??

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how do you slice it??

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.

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      Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.

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        In a vacuum

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          lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.

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            Git gud

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            You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.

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              That was a snake.

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          If it’s frictionless, then a proper scientist already knows it’s in a perfect vacuum.

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            Not necessarily. Two objects can still have friction in a vacuum together.

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              There was only half a giraffe. It didn’t say half a giraffe and some molecules.

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        I cant remember, what is the friction coefficient for a giraffe?

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      I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.

      • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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        This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.

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      Kids are total commies.

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      Make sure to get the same number of spots too.

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      The way Samson would do it.

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        I think you mean Solomon.

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          Oh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands.

          Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.

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            I think Samson made my luggage.

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              Strength and dexterous fine motor function.

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                He didn’t personally build it.

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            Fewer

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              This proves my point. If fewer didn’t exist I wouldn’t have got it wrong.

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            This is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.

            Oi! They’re both cunts!

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