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minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105·1 day agoEveryone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
minus-squarepfwood178@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97·1 day agoEveryone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 day agolol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
minus-squarePaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoYou have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 hours agoIf it’s frictionless, then a proper scientist already knows it’s in a perfect vacuum.
minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours agoNot necessarily. Two objects can still have friction in a vacuum together.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 hours agoThere was only half a giraffe. It didn’t say half a giraffe and some molecules.
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-221 hours agoI cant remember, what is the friction coefficient for a giraffe?
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minus-squarebulwark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 day agoI let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
minus-square𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoThis is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoMake sure to get the same number of spots too.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoThe way Samson would do it.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 day agoOh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands. Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoStrength and dexterous fine motor function.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 hours agoThis proves my point. If fewer didn’t exist I wouldn’t have got it wrong.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThis is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little. Oi! They’re both cunts!
Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
In a vacuum
lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
Git gud
You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
That was a snake.
If it’s frictionless, then a proper scientist already knows it’s in a perfect vacuum.
Not necessarily. Two objects can still have friction in a vacuum together.
There was only half a giraffe. It didn’t say half a giraffe and some molecules.
I cant remember, what is the friction coefficient for a giraffe?
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I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
Kids are total commies.
Make sure to get the same number of spots too.
The way Samson would do it.
I think you mean Solomon.
Oh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands.
Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.
I think Samson made my luggage.
Strength and dexterous fine motor function.
He didn’t personally build it.
Fewer
This proves my point. If fewer didn’t exist I wouldn’t have got it wrong.
This is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.
Oi! They’re both cunts!
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