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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 days ago

Screen size & your importance

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Screen size & your importance

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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 days ago
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Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJsLhzBxLxg/

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    I feel wrong.

    I have an iPhone, and a laptop and 2 screens.

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      That’s four screens total. You’re first on the chopping block.

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        Fact is, in my company, higher ups have more screens than me. Like phone, desktop, couple monitors and huge wall monitor.

        • lad@programming.dev
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          Maybe your company is a statistical outlier

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        Nah, actually, in a typical company the lower down the ranks you are the less likely you are to be fired, statistically speaking (to a point, of course you’re more likely to be fired while on probation or something).

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          This is true. CEOs generally last very short before they’re fired. Any normal person would be set for life by their compensation package, though.

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

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