Remember Trump unironically, seriously saying we should consider spraying bleach into lungs to treat COVID?
Guys…
I have an idea to get rid of tumors
Why always mice ? Why not testing it straight to human ? We got never ending supply of human here in this planet
i’m assuming this means you’re volunteering first?
People get a bit grumpy when you “permanently maim a bunch of people to see what happens”
Idk sounds like liberal bullshit to me /s
Because people did that and that’s pretty bad
“Wdym Unit 731 and Dr. Mengele?”
Mice have the best healthcare.
Er, yes but also this…
https://www.braintreesci.com/restraint-containment-handling/restraint/rat-restrainers/decapicones/
Make injections and decapitation quicker and easier with Braintree Scientific’s DecapiCones. Tapered plastic film tubes provide quick and easy restraint of rats, mice, and other small animals. I.P. injections can be made directly through the film! DecapiCones restrain post-decapitation kicking and prevent personal contact with feces or urine. A unique dispenser holds DecapiCones open and ready for use. Simply hold the DecapiCone in one hand and introduce the animal with the other. Animals enter readily, heading for the breathing hole at the small end. Roll and squeeze the large end closed. They may be used repeatedly for injections and simply discarded when soiled. For decapitation, hold at the rear and insert the small end into the decapitator.
They come in quantities of 200, in handy pre-loaded dispensers.
Good god, this text is real
Looked up decapitators… https://stoeltingco.com/Neuroscience/Decapitators~9997
“Rodent guillotine” https://www.wpiinc.com/var-2645-rodent-guillotine.html
Lol I love how it says "considered one of the more humane ways to sacrifice laboratory rodents. Who are they sacrificing them to? The great God of science?
Yeah, because it’s fast and little pain can be felt before its dead. Guillotines were developed to be a more humane execution for people.
“Physical methods” (Guillotine, cardiac puncture, thoracotomy, etc) are usually a secondary confirmation of death after lethal ketamine/xylazine cocktail injection, isofluorane, or CO2 inhalation.
And yeah we’re sacrificing them to the science god to try and make new discoveries and new therapies. We’re also trying to develop ways to avoid using organisms such as organ on a chip or multiple organ on a chip systems but thats expensive af and not yet sufficient quality to replace organism testing.
That’s what it’s called when it’s inhumane to let them live after an experiment.
Certain rats have incredibly elevated chances of growing tumors, for example. Letting them grow old is basically torture, so…
Still wouldn’t call that a sacrifice… That’s a mercy killing.
It’s archaic euphemistic jargon, and that’s why you generally don’t see it used outside of the niche.
I instinctively read “considered one of the more humane ways to sacrifice laboratory students”
Who are they sacrificing them to? The great God of science?
Yes, for mild winters and plentiful harvests
Yes, for mild winters and plentiful harvests
Bastards, we need harsher winters over here. Otherwise the moskitos and invasive species get even more numerous.
Can’t believe that name. Wow.
They’re used together with an implement simply called the decapitator. At this point there’s no need to mince words 😅
Yeah, although maybe it’s good that they’re straightforward? No euphemisms, no pretense.
