• someguy3@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    I was talking to someone and guess what, he was only one of a handful of people in the world to have a PhD on Polar bears.

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      7 hours ago

      Did you know that, individually, under close examination, polar bear fur is made of tiny little clear, not white hairs. Each hair is an empty tube. It actually only appears white because each tube contains a white colored neurotoxin. That’s why you should never get close to a polar bear.

        • David From Space@geostationary.orbiting.observer
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          Yeah. Arctic Elephant in the room, a polar bear can keep you tied up for hours with droll stories about their latest dumb north pole vacation. No cares, Klaus! It’s always just ice and snow and seal flesh and ‘it was a cool time’! No one cares if you ‘almost’ ate a scientist, again.