Lemminary

Wait, I thought catholics hoarded cats.

Now you can iron tail her if she tries some shit. Let her know who’s the real Pokémon master.

All I want is a wiggling bunny tail 🥺

Ohh, add this recent episode of Radiolab to the list.

https://radiolab.org/podcast/the-menopause-mystery

Oh, shoot, I forgot to check the image and went straight into horny goblin mode. Whoops. 😅

Crank up the heat and put me under full body pressure, cuz I’m about to blow. 😏

Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science. I’d also probably s his d because he’s technically a dilf. 🫦

Floor heating, probably.

Yup, you’re especially at risk from liver worms from things like watercress and other usual parasites when animals defecate over crops, or from farmers using egg-infested water. Always wash and disinfect.

No, but they won’t do anything to you once they get into the muscle. They’re accidental parasites at a young stage that got into the wrong host instead of prey animals.

These cysts lodge deeply into the tissue, waiting indefinitely for you to get eaten so they can break free from their capsule when stomach acid dissolves it to continue their life cycle, but since that probably won’t happen, your body calcifies them. They stay in place without causing pain or harm other than activating your immune system.

I think the worst is probably when they manage to get past the blood-brain barrier into the brain, which can cause a wide range of symptoms from neuropathy to seizures, and even death. But besides being gross, they’re usually nothing to worry about in other parts of the body.

Of course, the image is of a Chinese man with a severe case of infestation that made the rounds from daily consumption of raw sashimi for many years. The average person who’s infected usually has a handful at most and doesn’t show signs or symptoms.

These are also different from the adults that stay inside the digestive track, hook into the intestinal wall, and absorb nutrients passively from their surroundings.

I wish I had a friend I wouldn’t think twice about donating an organ to. In my experience, people tend to be less than grateful when I go the extra mile for them, having had that happen four separate times in five years. If I had given anyone a kidney and I had to terminate that friendship over their behavior, I’d be very sour about it.

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones. Dude is supposed to be an archeologist but he’s too busy breaking & entering into sacred temples while trampling artifacts to get his dirty hands on some golden relic for profit. Smdh