Finally something so I can walk home when drunk.

You’ll be the smartest person in the room (graveyard) as their brains have rotted away and you will win any discussion. They’ll have nothing to challenge your arguments. I don’t think this will have any scientific value though. Except maybe from a psychological perspective, as you’re an idiot trying to argue with a grave.

How, they’re all dead.

3.14% of sailors are pirates.

A Pi is just an endless string of numbers.