Cladistically speaking, whales are just a big colony of eukaryotic clones.

I would call that a high level language. Like, the further you abstract from the hardware, the higher level the language.

Calling it a “toy” language implies that it isn’t useful. You have languages in there that are incredibly useful, like SQL, that basically run the entire internet.

So? That still makes it a language.

Yes, TypeScript is a language by any definition.

In what way is typescript not a language?

I don’t get what toy lang means?

You’re clearly not under enough pressure. Maybe a gambling addiction would help.

You’d be fine. Your blood wouldn’t even be boiling yet.