Those people were condemned as witches. Best not to think about it.

TIL a platypus makes venom.

This laptop is secretly downloading scientific papers behind a paywall to release them on the public internet. Sadly, the owner will be prosecuted unfairly and threatened with unreasonable punishment.

Remember Aaron.

I can’t tell you how many times I vocalize, “leave me the fuck alone,” before responding to coworkers via my keyboard.

I installed Llama. I’ve not found any use for it. I mean, I’ve asked it for a recipe because recipe websites suck, but that’s about it.